now how good a guard would you be if i had to answer that question for you?!

seeing as no-one has even gotten through the Woods of Sheer Ugliness yet, and after that they'll need to cross the Gorge of st00pid, and somehow get into this stupid castle (which, btw, Hatmoza has had furnished to the most disgusting tastes), i think i'll be here a while. hmmph.

Although if we stay true to the cliché, the bad guy turned good guy has to sacrifice himself to save the heroes thus proving he was truly reformed.

awww. D_Boy, are you willing to die in the name of the story?!

its ok, cos according to cliché you'll be revived towards the last cutscene solely by the power of our wishful thinking xD

Esmoreit! Move away from the door, because I, the master of unlocking, have come to... unlock it!!!

....

Move away!!!

 ....

No?

Fssshhhhhh!!!

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Victory!!! :D

exp: 1

gil: 1

items: picture of esmoreits armpit...

-_-

I'll probably bring it out again the next time he bans someone!

Yeah..I can do the sacrifice...I will be resurrected though...cos I will be the new "member" of the good guys after the story is done for the sequel...where we find out that Hatmoza was just a minor evil...and that there is a much bigger threat out there to deal with...subsequently...trashleg will get kidnapped again...and an old beloved character will die in the first 5 mins (still can't believe they killed Johnny Cage in Annihilation)...probably axumblade...because he signed up for another movie and the dates conflicted with this one...and he wants to show that he is a versatile actor.

Haha, awesome! xD

OT: You nerds! Now where do I sign up for this thing?!

I'll be the Donkey to TruckOSaurus' Shrek, except more annoying, less cute and smarter! And human! Also, my fee for travelling with you is: 1 pear, 2 apples, ½ a cooked hatmoza (with a pinch of Flower) and 1 princess. And you already agreed to this!

just kidding.. come here and let's wait for axumblade

oh no, reading the above posts it is clear to me that my fate will eternally be the whole capture-rescue scenario. and who the hell told Rainbird he could have a princess?? it better not be me...

^^ LOL


I still have to beat D_Boy and Hatmoza though!