no I didn't...

(maybe my search engine's preferences have the term "shirtless" to appear in all searches)

What the fuck did I miss?!

Errr. I mean, MWAhahahaha! I have kidnapped Princess trash with the help of my henchmen D_Boy & Esmoreit ( last time I send dboy to collect the body of an unconcious princess!) I have a group of wannabe villians hanging around my castle that you must take on ( they won't go away and I have no clue what their powers are) . Esmoreit is gaurding the gate and D-boy is my personal bodygaurd.

trashlegs Loves my cooking ! But I think she gots a thing for my body gaurd (I will dispose of him after he serves his purpose)... And she bitches about some dude named axumblade that has zero empathy and sits on the T.V all day eating cheetos while drunk from a longs night out with the guys, and how beoulve is her new knight in shining armor.. and some other shit before she talked me to sleep!

Oh yea I let the T-REX out for a walk ...

Nordlead, my sworn enemy, has banished me once! He dare not attempt to save Princess trash If he knows whats good for him! You may have gotten me in the comfort of your own once before while trying to abduct Mrs Nordlead, but this time I prepared my self with an anti ban hammer spell!

T-REX founded me and two weeks later i layed an egg (the one in my avatar)

There's been a breakthrough in the case! Someone snapped a picture of the evil hatmoza during the kidnapping.

It looks like Princess trash was not at all in distress as she seems to claim! She looks pretty happy if you ask me.... the plot thickens!

Damn paparzzi won't leave me alone!

LOL thats awesome work!

When I said bodygaurd I didn't mean the movie . Esmoreit! what the hell are you doing?! Go back and gaurd the gate! Not before you fetch my lady trashleg a slice of cheese cake with extra cheese.

*Comes into thread*

"Oh hai gaiz what's goi..."

*backs out slowly*