Errr. I mean, MWAhahahaha! I have kidnapped Princess trash with the help of my henchmen D_Boy & Esmoreit ( last time I send dboy to collect the body of an unconcious princess!) I have a group of wannabe villians hanging around my castle that you must take on ( they won't go away and I have no clue what their powers are) . Esmoreit is gaurding the gate and D-boy is my personal bodygaurd.
trashlegs Loves my cooking ! But I think she gots a thing for my body gaurd (I will dispose of him after he serves his purpose)... And she bitches about some dude named axumblade that has zero empathy and sits on the T.V all day eating cheetos while drunk from a longs night out with the guys, and how beoulve is her new knight in shining armor.. and some other shit before she talked me to sleep!
I am the black sheep 
"of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong."-Robert Anton Wilson
