Regardless if you consider us to be mental or not, this package needs to be delivered so could you please sign here?

there! now i fear i will slip into unconsciousness again from being dropped on my head one too many times *glares at axumblade*. i predict that i will be awake in approximately 7 hours 20 minutes.

*snoring loudly* (lol i dont really snore btw)

^ liar!!! Your snoring keeps me up all fucking night! And you sleep all the way down in the dungeons!

Well I probably shouldn't leave her delivery here with her unconscious at all... especially one such as this, just imagine what kind of neerdowells could get their hands on it... oh well, she signed it, not my problem...

*Unloads delivery and walks away*

Oh crap...I must have dozed off....who are all these people in the castle...and why am I surrounded by like 6 naked girls in this double king sized bed? Where's Hatmoza? I need my paycheck for this fortnight...

So it finally arrived! Good man Necromunda!

Landmine? That's a fleshlight...

I was gonna suggest that trashleg might be able to trade her freedom for it

Ideally, your "bulb" should be something like this:

And then, you put the glass end in first, and when the screwy part of the bulb enters the flashlight, it is locked up in there. For all eternity.

Fuck, I might have said too much! >_<

Something went wrong with your post axum!

For pete sake people! Little "h".