http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Wrestling_midgets_killed_by_fake_hookers&in_article_id=696603&in_page_id=34

I don't know why, but this is REALLY funny.

I'll look forward to some good puns as a result.

He tried to pay them, but it turns out he was a little short.








I'm going to hell for that.

It's sad to see their lives cut short.

They made a small impact.

They died a "little death".

Midget deaths sound like tall tales- but they paid the price for their short night of fun- hooker line and sinker

HEY!! They prefer the term "little people!"

They were just caught short by the prostitutes (Sorry lol)

Ah it's from the Metro. My daily free newspaper where I can go to read my daily dose of random shite, ha.

Come on guyz, more lulz.

I'm a simple man, it's the small things that make me smile.

What did they expect anyway, if you pay a ho, you're gonna get fucked.