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Avinash_Tyagi on 25 June 2009

Hot New Video Game Consists Solely Of Shooting People Point-Blank In The Face

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Squilliam on 25 June 2009

Thats old! But still funny, thanks for the post!

Tease.

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Graves on 25 June 2009

They also have a video titled something like, "Are Video Games Preparing Kids for a Post Apocalyptic World?"

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SHMUPGurus on 25 June 2009

It's good that FPSs give gaming a good name. That's why The Onion can make fun of it! =P

*sigh*

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Why is Bionic Commando Rearmed 2 getting so much hate? We finally get a real game and they're not even satisfied... I'm starting to hate the gaming community so f****** much...

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Graves on 25 June 2009

SHMUPGurus said:
It's good that FPSs give gaming a good name. That's why The Onion can make fun of it! =P

*sigh*

This isn't about gaming as a whole, just the super violent shooters.

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Avinash_Tyagi on 25 June 2009

I also love how they make fun of game reviewers

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SHMUPGurus on 25 June 2009

Graves said:

SHMUPGurus said:
It's good that FPSs give gaming a good name. That's why The Onion can make fun of it! =P

*sigh*

This isn't about gaming as a whole, just the super violent shooters.

I was referring to the thread title. Avinash_Tyagi knows much! =P

Random game thought :
Why is Bionic Commando Rearmed 2 getting so much hate? We finally get a real game and they're not even satisfied... I'm starting to hate the gaming community so f****** much...

Watch my insane gameplay videos on my YouTube page!

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Graves on 25 June 2009

SHMUPGurus said:

Graves said:

SHMUPGurus said:
It's good that FPSs give gaming a good name. That's why The Onion can make fun of it! =P

*sigh*

This isn't about gaming as a whole, just the super violent shooters.

I was referring to the thread title. Avinash_Tyagi knows much! =P

That I can agree with.

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Avinash_Tyagi on 25 June 2009

SHMUPGurus said:

Graves said:

SHMUPGurus said:
It's good that FPSs give gaming a good name. That's why The Onion can make fun of it! =P

*sigh*

This isn't about gaming as a whole, just the super violent shooters.

I was referring to the thread title. Avinash_Tyagi knows much! =P

Typing gaming is easier than typing super violent shooters

Predictions:Sales of Wii Fit will surpass the combined sales of the Grand Theft Auto franchiseLifetime sales of Wii will surpass the combined sales of the entire Playstation family of consoles by 12/31/2015 Wii hardware sales will surpass the total hardware sales of the PS2 by 12/31/2010 Wii will have 50% marketshare or more by the end of 2008 (I was wrong!! It was a little over 48% only)Wii will surpass 45 Million in lifetime sales by the end of 2008 (I was wrong!! Nintendo Financials showed it fell slightly short of 45 million shipped by end of 2008)Wii will surpass 80 Million in lifetime sales by the end of 2009 (I was wrong!! Wii didn't even get to 70 Million)