When you do all the chasing

Talking... way too fucking much. I can enjoy quiet times with you. You have a lovely voice I'm sure but really not all the fricking time. Especiall when it's not interesting.

Oh, and picky eaters. Picky eaters in general are not very enjoyable but it gets annoying when you take a girl out for dinner, or cook for her, and all she wants is a salad.

I hate it when women have a obsession with fire, and burning me to death. That's such a turn-off.

Oh, and I hate it when my date absolutely HAS to get the last word in edgewise. It makes saying goodnight very awkward.

"Goodnight!"
You too!
"Thanks, have a good one."
I'll see you later!
"Yeah sure. Why not."
Ok! Call me!
"I will."
Thanks for the lovely time.
*5 minutes later*
Alright, c ya now!!
*Gets in car and drives off*

Then I get a phone call later about how I was a jerk.

Jealousy. It's not sexy. Not sexy at all.

 Aside from that, any girl willing to touch my penis gets a free pass.  They can do or say whatever they want.