*mandatory music playing when reading this.*

Ok who in there right mind hates Superman?

No not THAT superman Midway try to make the real Superman.  I'v being reading on the internets for a while you little basement dwellers think Batman or even worst, you weeaboos think Goku is a match for the man of steel...

Bitch what?

Superman is SUPERMAN, think about that for one minute what the hell will batman do?  Kyrptonite ring?  HELLO?  Faster than a speeding bullet!  Supz would punch a hole through batman skull before he even could even grasp the thought of wiping it out. 

And Goku?  Or should I say ""God I wish I was superman."" Seriously look at his story.  Baby sent to earth because his planet was destroyed...sounds like akira toriyama was cleaning up at the DC office and got the idea for his ""original"" character.  Doesn't surprise me, anime always wished they were good as the americans.

Besides whats stopping Superman turning the world backwards and then stomping Goku's nuts through the floor when his passed out from his gluttony which his wife puts up with.  Seriously what a loser.  Supz works 24/7 to stop real crime while this asshole enslaves his wife or fix up his fuckups like letting evil villians escape.  

Seriously if Superman was real it be so more awesome than those two shits on the job. Once a crime happens *BAM*  Supz is there got the bad guy and onto the next before batman has time to load up the car or Goku stops stuffing his face to do something. 

Superman is pimp and better than these ""lets post after each other while holding hands"" crap that fills the off topic forums. 

If I recall correctly, Goku's gluttony only made him stronger and faster. Though I don't see why someone would think Batman a match for Superman. Superman is a crappy character though, he has no real flaws.

I prefer Übermensch.

WTF u b crazy!! goku would hand superman hes ass on a platter and so would must of the other DBZ cast
i dont think superman is strong enough to destroy planets
goku is faster and stronger better variety of powers a better fighter (by miles) and is far more interesting
batman goku >>>>>>> superman

I hate Superman. Always have and always will. Boring character. He only has one weakness, and all his enemies conveniently have it. That's horrible storytelling. I like his hairdo and his campy phone booth costume changing, but there's not really anything interesting going on. He makes up powers whenever he needs them. He has a kiss that can erase your memory?

The one cool thing Superman did was constantly fight the KKK in his early radio shows. That helped raise a generation of Americans who thought the KKK were evil dickwads, and their numbers have shrunk ever since.

Superman's weakness is Kryptonite. When faced with Kryptonite, Superman turns into a whiny little bitch. At this point, any girl scout can whip his ass. When faced with Kryptonite, Batman would take a big ol' Bat-Shit on that green rock. Then he'd kick your ass. There's no rock in the galaxy (not even Duane Johnson) that scares Batman.

And who holds the position of #1 superhero of all time in the box office? Is that the Bat Signal I see? Why, yes it is.

Everyone knows Jesus is the best superhero. If I could choose one superpower it would certainly be turning water into wine, can superman do that? Didn't think so lol.

Maybe because Batman killed Supes, with some K gloves

HAHAHAHAhahahahahaha.

I hate Superman.

And not because he's not as good as Batman or stronger then Goku (who i hardly ever mention when comparing superheroes).

Superman (or clack Kent) is far too shady and manipulative, his morals are screwed and he isn't worthy of his mantle of greatest hero DCU has.

I mean he works for a newspaper and writes about and reports on himself, talk about biased press. It has been shown in many medias that he knows that the people around him are weak, in other words he thinks himself better then them. He can be more easily manipulated then one of the X-men (if you get this reference, cool to ya). Certain Kryptonites have properties that have mind altering effects on him and it is his villains that have that Kryptonite.

Different to that, my own comic reading...abilities... can easily recognise his just plain staleness when it comes to stories and/or outcomes. His character bores me.


That said, Batman would beat him in a fight and Captain America is the best superhero, that's fact.