Since he's working on the upcoming "Lords of Darkness", there have got to be a ton of great jokes.

* Replaces the main character after the first act of the game, but no one cares since Castlevania doesn't have a main character.

* "You like Castlevania, don't you? I mean, aside from this very game."

* There was no retcon of Sonja Belmont. Both that game and Lament of Innoncence happened at once. Fans still insist it makes sense.

Okay those aren't the best, but let's see yours!

So no one else thinks the thought of this is funny?

lol, as much as I would like to, I think the Castlevania trailer was the most interesting of the show, and I am now very excited about it. No funny on my dreams, sir!

Yeah... that game looked awesome :)

Hard to get around the awesomeness of the voice acting, too... Maybe Kojima will do a cameo in the engrish version?

(I'm sorry Kojima...)

Oh come on people, no one said the game was not good, in fact, the trailer was amazing, it's simply a joke thread, like:

* Random PS3 Fanboy: "This Castlevania game should be only on PS3 since it's Kojima-san..." then someone points at him all the Kojima games that are not on the Playstation, then he discuss that those games are crap and Kojima didn't care for them, and the discussion takes 5 pages minimum...
* The moment a beast notices Gabriel the "alarm" sounds, alert mode is triggered, then Gabriel has to hide and remain unseen...

lol, Castlevania: The Final Frontier. Seriously, Patrick Stewart is epic MF'n win. Good job Konami! :)

lol, ok:

*PS3 fanboy: "This is on the 360, so it is a spinoff. The REAL Castlevania is coming to PSP in 2010."

*Xbot: "Two new Castlevania screenshots, this game is easily the best action game coming out, no other game is competition. All other action games have worse graphics, and the polygon count for the characters is 5x more than the polygon count for GoW3:P."

And we can expect the Count to have an hour long monologue. Though it must contain " I was summoned here by huuumans", for the extra win

He'll have a special skill that gives him limited invincibility when not engaged in combat. It's a box.

* Kneel down before the alter to open the gate. But don't tape down the button, or they'll know.

* "What is a man. A miserable pile of secrets. For you are nothing but secrets. Secrets you hold from others, and from yourselves. There are secrets of your past that you don't even realize. It made you what you are. The very secrets I learned..."

* "What happened, Slayer? Slayer? SLAYER?"