Put all weird, interesting, funny, or just plain amusing dreams here! I'll start.

     I was in a ghetto neighborhood with my mom on her buisness trip, and the "hood" has a notorious gunman who shot everyone. So my mom tells me to play outside while she's meeting a consoltant. Then the gunman tries to shoot me. Like a sissy girl, I scream and run away, while two good gunman (one was a gunwoman) battle the bad gunman. I call my dad to come and help as the gunman runs in a random house. My dad chases after him. I hear a gunshot, and the gunman carries my dad in a bodybag. I call my older brother, and he suffers the same fate.

     My mom came out and saw what had happened. We drive away quickly. I look back, and see school kids getting out of school. The gunman is shooting them like a flock of ducks. My mom and I escape, and meet up with another elementary school. My mom informs the female PE teacher about the situation. The PE teacher responds, "Okay, I'll be sure to inform the school security. By the way, I molested most of these kids." My mom responds, "That's okay. We live in a tolerant society." As I'm thinking, "What the heck?" I wake up.

I was being chased by lions. The lions where going everywhere and eating people for no reason. Than a tigar came to fight the lions. Than I got a ship and left. But the lions somehow bordered the ship. Which led me to crash into the sun. At the sun I met some sun people. The sun people told me to get out since I wasn't part of them. So I went to some planet and crashed landed there. At that planet the plants eat animals. While stranded I flew andwent back home. Only to find out that we lost the war. And the lions took me to a onoin and turned me into a red pikmin. True story BTW

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