a hooker no matter how many times it has screwed you, you eventually enjoy it

Life is like a river. You can flow with it or you gain flow against it. Those who flow with it have it easy and live well, but those who flow against it become stronger and live better.

Life is like a marathon. The weak man chooses to run until he's tired, the strong man chooses to run until he falls down. The strongest man then gets up and keeps going.

Life is like a mystery. The wise man tries to solve it until the day he dies, the foolish man assumes he's solved it and stops trying.

Life is like a boat ride in a unpredictable river towards a deadly waterfall. You can choose to worry about what happens what you get to the waterfall, or you can choose to accept your fate, stop worrying, and be happy.

box of chocolate.

Life is like being a bug, walking on a rosebush. Sometimes you experience the beauty of the flower, sometimes you experience the unforgiving thorns, sometimes you experience the boring stem, sometimes you fall off into the dirt.

Complicated(lol)

You get no cookie, you were wrong

Life is like bungie diving which is like dating a hooker. It's fast and extreme but if the rubber breaks you're dead

life is like a concrete enema. no-one who has one gets out alive

Life is like a....turtle. Slow and steady wins the Life is like a....turtle. Slow and steady wins the race, but you get turned into turtle soup if you are to slow.race, but you get turned into turtle soup if you are to slow.