the ones who sit in front of me...in an empty theatre and they want to sit right down in front of me... how the fuck can i put my feet up with people in front of me

People who clap and laugh at the same time.

Happened when the  J man was watching the simpsons movie and wanted to give a left hook to anyone who even chuckled at those lame-ass jokes.

Another thing is a Fat person trying to get through to Aisle putting his/her Fat ass in your face or knocking stuff over

I hate those people that get super offended and yell everytime I try and answer my cell phone during a movie. Like chill out folks, I know it's this girl I'm hitting on, but it could have been an emergency. Just give me two minutes to explain to her what's going on in the movie and I'll be off. Yeesh!

I hate those guys who rush out of the cinema as soon as the credits start to roll. I don't get it: you sit there for 2-3 hours watching a movie and then you don't even have the time/patience to watch the credits and listen to score? Therefore I like movies like "Pirates of the Caribbean" which have a short scene after the credits

I usually enjoy the movie, but every now and then, there's the guy behind me who thinks he's soooo clever and funny. A good comedian sitting behind you can make a movie better. A bad one.......hey, fuck you, guy!

i hate the guy that sits next to you, and therefore thinks he your buddy. and talks to you through the whole thing about random stuff.(most often one of my friends)

example:
movie- women takes off top.

guy- then i bought cod 4 and i beat it like in 5 hours it was so easy.

talktive people who talk too much when the movie is getting good

This bothers me too. I usually stay for all of the credits, which only doesn't happen when the people I'm with are losers and get up to leave. I got lucky yesterday with the Star Trek movie though, me and the girl I was with stayed through the entire credits. It was fun. XD