The asshole who has the annoying laugh and seems to find every single thing funny. Even the lamest of jokes will crack this guy or girl up and his/her laugh will annoy everyone in the theatre.

I used to go to the movies a lot with this dude who did the perfect black gangsta woman voice. Anytime a phone would go off, he would yell very loud "oh' no' you' didn't" in that voice.

When 1,000 break out in laughter at someone's expense... it's the last cell phone that goes off :)

some of you should really consider waiting for the DVDs/Blu-Rays !!!!

the brat behind you who kicks the back of your seat.

the people(most often fat) who sit down beside you whodont even ask if the seat is taken.

the other brat who sits behind you and throws popcorn

happens alot at my local theater

People that text/use their backlit phones during the movie.

If you want to be on your phone, texting or using it....Why are you at the movie theater?

T'was very distracting when I was watching Star Trek.

The guy who always tries to start a slow clap after a big scene (happened a dozen times while I was watching Spiderman 3).

people that scream when something jumps out or whatever.

That's probably because your one of the problems :p. Ever talk on the phone or text at during a movie? How about carry on a conversion with the guy next to you?

I only go to the theater to see obscure movies. I don't need some fucking asshole screaming at my ear during a big action scene.

That probably has more to do with the fact that I don't like people. I don't like to talk to them, hear them, or be near them. I don't even like to talk to the guy/girl selling me popcorn/soda/ticket. I wish there was a gesture or a nod to make clear what I wanted to buy without having to hear their stupid voice saying "enjoy your movie". Yeah... like they mean that. Pricks.

the people who bring VERY small children to see VERY rated R movies case and point, the Watchmen....nudity, rape, sex scenes, etc......thats gotta be a fun discussion after the movie.