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The Velour Fog on 29 June 2009

So I'm at this second date with this guy who is sleeping with me only to get a laptop (PROTIP: He isn't getting shit) and he insults my education. He said he was busy on his thesis, to which I replied I had done two, Art and History, but at College level. He's doing management consultancy. Then the fucker argued that the two would hardly compare. I wasn't too happy.

But he did get a job interview though me but gladly it didn't work out so he can't even prove it with a business laptop, haha!

Let me show you why they call me the velour fog. Hit it.

I met her in a club down in old Soho,

Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like coca cola,

C-o-l-a, cola.

She, walked up to me and she asked me to dance,

I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said;

Leela, L-e-e-l-a, Leela, Lee, Lee, Lee, Leela

Leeeeeeeelaaaaaaaa

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xlost8 on 29 June 2009

So wait she wanted to have sex with you to see if your good or not and that alone determined if you could get a labtop & go up in promotion?

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superchunk on 29 June 2009

Pics or it didn't happen.

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Esmoreit on 29 June 2009

xlost8 said:
So wait she wanted to have sex with you to see if your good or not and that alone determined if you could get a labtop & go up in promotion?

Haha no... she wanted me to see her that friday merely for access to her network. When I complained about not being able to do any work on the train she said she offerend to look around for a laptop. Save to say, that laptop isn't going to happen

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