I feel somewhat dirty (18+)

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O-D-C on 09 May 2009

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@Esmoreit, don't listen to the haters. You'll feel dirty for a bit, but every time you use your free laptop you can think "I paid for this with my wang." The benefits will last longer than the shame!

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NES on 09 May 2009

Esmoreit said:

Ok... so, I was wondering if anyone has ever done anything like this. Something I'll call "network-porking" from now on.

I was contacted two days before by a woman who heard about me through someone else (old friendly relationship) and who "requested" my company for fridaynight. According to her, she was interest in me because of my studies, work and what she had heard about me in bed from her friend. And according to her it could be beneficial to my career and meeting the right people etc.

She wasn't that gorgues. 37 Years old, cute smile though, twinkling eyes...

I just thought what the hell, why not.

The night was pleasant, we stayed indoors and this morning she promised my referal to a consultancy-agency. And perhaps a laptop if I would stop by sometime again.

So, anyoen with experience?

Is that an excert from an erotic novel?

Or my fantasys?

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Johann on 09 May 2009

Dude, it's not that big of a deal. It's just sex. And if you like the stuff as much as (most) men do, it's a double win. I really don't see why should you feel dirty.

And yeah, use double protection. She has probably done this before.

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Thatmax on 09 May 2009

lol, your a whore XD

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halogamer1989 on 09 May 2009

Esmoreit Bigelow Dutch Gigolo!

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Sephiroth357 on 09 May 2009

Say what you want to say, but you get a free Laptop.

Pleasure you can't measure.

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highwaystar101 on 09 May 2009

halogamer1989 said:
You just got played. Hope you don't have AIDS now.

Oh noes, not the aids

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Zuhyc on 09 May 2009

Oh you dirty boy!

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Mistershine on 09 May 2009

You are an official man slag. You have my congratulations.

If you feel bad maybe you should go for some backdoor action next time so you can avoid eye contact.

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