So Ovyovyovy was recently IP banned. I don't know the cirumstances, so I can't and won't pass judgment (although if any admin is reading this, I would like to request clemency on his behalf. He's not the first member to be accused of that and yet still be allowed to stick around).

But this thread isn't about trying to get Oyvoyvoyv back, or to rant and rave about his ban. Instead, this thread is something of a "eulogy" for everyone's favorite four year old from Tajikstan. Write about your memories of the guy: things you appreciated about him, funny moments, that sort of stuff.

Personally, I always liked how he had all his facts and figures straight. Need to know the YoY performance of X? Ask Oyvoyvoyv! Trying to claim that Y is on a downturn? Oyvoyvoyv has the figures to prove you wrong! And did you know that Z is now the fastest-selling peripheral of all-time? Oyvoyvoyv did!

I also really enjoyed his goofy sense of humor: you never knew what non-sequitur was coming next. It cracked me up when he posted in the "Random reporting by bitter members" thread with

So, what do you remember about Oyvoyvoyv?

why do we always lose the best members, how will we keep the community entertained?

His name is hard to pronounce...I guess?

But alliteration is so much fun!

Seems like he really tried to screw the site.

Otherwise he seemed like a nice chap.

;_;

This is shocking... I was just forming a relationship with him and then hes snatched away by some jealous admin.

He was a very cool guy, I only just started talking to him. Still don't know why he would have an alternate I.D. or anything like that.

Thanks to Noname, he won't be another lost banned member without a name.

he was the first member to add me in the friends list, his style of writing was unique, he was a good guy.

Huh?
Oyv was Nutboy and he messed with the site?

Doesn't seem like him at all.... Although he did piss around on my wall for no apparent reason, it seemed like an odd joke at the time.

Something is afoot. And where there is a foot, there is a boot to kick someone up the behind with.

It may have had something to do with there being no word limit on wall posts? He made a few LONG wall posts before he got banned. May have messed with the site?

I remember him getting rockon08 banned and also he got banned for cheating on Mario kart Wii. He occasionally posted on the SSB thread.It is strange I remember him behaving well overall.