this is a thread just to tell jokes so people who are bored can read and cheer up

i`ll start:

a boy from spain comes to britain and the onlly thing he can say in english is : yes of course" so in britain he goes to a butcher and this butcher sings while he works :"knife is knife nanananana". so he leaves the butcher and visits a football (soccer for you americans) match and watches machester united versus arsenal london while they sing the song : "we are the champions" later that day a policeman arrives at his door asking if he killed the child on this photo and he responds "yes of course" the policeman is shoked and asks how did you do it and he sings : "knife is knife nanananana" then the police say: "thats enough youre going to jail" and he sings the: song we are the champions

thx for reading and please post youre jokes!

A woman walks into a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre, so that barman gives her one.

haha world class highwaystar