pbroy on 22 April 2009
Nintendo Land
The Land of Nintendo
Welcome to Nintendo Land, where everything is made of nintendonite and nintendium. Everything is nintedelicious. Common activities include Nintenuendo and Nintendo Nights. The land is protected by Nintendo Knights, who like nintendobating and are nintendo sexual. Nintendophobes dare not enter this land. In this land you will find many types of people:
- Nintedoholics like to use nintendope.
- Nintendo hos are very tech savy. Anything with a cord ends up being nintendo'd.
- Nintendians are good at fixing things with a nintendblow.
- Nintendophiles usually have a hard time and require a nintenblow. Being a Nitnedophile is Nintendo hard.
- Nintendnerds easily aquire nintendinitis.
- Nintendudes usually get nintendrunk and get NintendOwend due to nintendo butt.
- Nintentards have bad nintentions. Their nintending leads to nintenrections.
- Nintenjews suffer from nintennis elbow, nintendo arm and nintendo thumb.
- Nintendorks have uncontrollable nintendorgasms and nintendorgys.
- Nintendo Nazis get the nintendo crabbies.
- Nintendroids have the nintendo touch due to superior nintendons.
- Nintendrones like to be nintendo-no-friendo.
