I....  really can't tell if you're just jerking his chain or haven't found your mistake.

OT:  I'm 1 out of 10!  I pee in the shower, I think I might have posted in the thread about that, not sure

I suppose you could poop and pee into one of those kitchen composters if you want to be extra green.

Wouldn't it be more green to sh!t in a paper beg?

You can go green by painting yourself green as well

Edit> lol @Farmland beat me to it! damn you!

wow theres some good ways to be green. but ill just keep doing what im doing because the other ways sound kinda dirty.

I think I have 10 better ways to be Green

1) Recycle Plastic Bottles
2) Open Your WIndows in your house for Ventilation
3) Take a Shower for 10 minutes
4) Close the Faucet when your Brushing your teeth or washing the dishes
5) Take Public Transportation as much as possible
6) Unplug your electronics when your not using them
7) Start up a Recycle Club in your school
8) Do the Laundry at night because you pay less when you do the laundry at night.
9) Try to spend less hours on the phone and play video games.
10) Rearrange your rooms in your house to create more space.

how are these  funny?

fail

Don’t eat food that makes you gassy cuz the more you fart the more you hurt the ozone…

This is very true, also stop eating cow, they fart way too much and we need to stop them from farting... ok maybe eat more cow because the fewer cows alive the fewer that can f**k up the enviroment by farting so much. Damn thats a catch 22 cause the more you eat the more you fart, ok, I got it instead of eating cows just go out and kill as many as you can. Now that will help the enviroment!

Invest in the “fart purifying machine”

Let me explain how it works. You stick it up your but and what it does is that it gathers up all the gas and instead of it being poisonous farts it becomes breathable air.

Now this model might hurt but they are working on a more comfortable one but they need the money so invest people! :P