Yes
Have you ever ruined microwaveable food

haha yeah.

have you ever eaten something inedible?

Yes, When I was 5 my friend dared me to eat a piece of paper... it was terrible.

Have you ever been fired from a job?

NO, but where I worked just closed it doors 3 days ago

Have you ever picked mushrooms from the forest?

Yes, I have

Have you ever eaten mushrooms you found in the forest, or tired to make some sort of potion with them?

no, but i used to make potions out of everything else i found in the woods - mushrooms were the one big no-no.

have you ever used "up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start"?

Yes, I still have Gradius for the NES on my video hame shelf.

Have you ever yelled about a video game?

^Didn't know that was code for Gradius also. Contra is the game that code is most known for.

Yea, I start messing up in video games I tend to get very angry sometimes especially when I know I should be doing better.

Have you ever wanted a video game system but never was able to buy/get it?

yes x2

have you ever stolen anything? what was it?

Yes, when I was little I stole a Darkwing duck action figure   Boy did i ever pay for that =/

Have you ever slept under the stars? No tent or anything just outside on the ground.