yes

have you ever loved someone?

yes

Have you ever been rudely awaken from your sleep?

Yes (I am very grumpy when someone wakes me up especially if I am having a good dream)

Have you ever been on a cruise?

no ( it is in my to do list on my next holiday)

have you ever thought, god i am just too good looking and sexy for this world?

Yes.

Have you ever farted on your girlfriend?

Yes (probably farted more than I should have around her)

Have you ever ate escargot (snails)?

No (I think I look pretty good but there is always room for improvement)

Yes.

Have you ever eaten bay scallops?

Not sure (I've had scallops but not sure if all of them were sea scallops)

Have you ever had a wet dream?

@sethnintendo

No

Have you ever did anything illegal?