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Max King of the Wild said:
JaggedSac said:
19) Masturbates to old John Wayne movies.

19) Sits down to pee.

wat?


Those are all 360 fanboy qualities. And you missed one by the way.

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JaggedSac said:
19) Masturbates to old John Wayne movies.

JaggedSac said:19) Can only orgasm under extreme pain.

JaggedSac said:19) Sits down to pee.

That's the three.



 

S.T.A.G.E. said:
Killzowned said:

Brilliant. Although I'd take out the fanboy bit, because pretty much every 360 only owner on this forum is like that.

 

 

Over 90% of what he said was bullshit. Read my previous post.

Please, over 90% of your attempted rubuttal was personal opinion. You didn't provide any evidence or facts to disprove him.

"I've never seen a 360 fanboy write this"

"This is bullshit"

"That's what PS3 fanboys say actually"

"I've never seen 360 fans say this"

"I've seen more PS3 fans say this then 360 fans".

The OP's points do not automatically become void, simply because they don't adhere to your own personal experiences.

No need to get worked up over this thread anyway, it's all in good humor.

 



 

Some 360 fans seem offended and defensive. It's just for fun and a lot of it was true.



  

Squilliams perfect guide for fixing a thread identifying 360 fanboys:

#1: Write a new guide.

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#1. You can identify most Xbox 360 fanboys by looking for the Xbox Live gamer-tag in their signature and checking that the post is indeed in the Sony forums discussing a PS3 exclusive game. A white swan cannot hide amongst black swans and we all know Sony only released a white console in Japan for a limited time.

#2. Most browsers come equiped with a page search feature. You can identify if there are Xbox 360 fanboys in the thread by typing certain words such as 'metacritic' into the search bar. This is an important giveaway as we all know how in love 360 fanboys are with that site.

#3. Xbox 360 fanboys use the term 'PS3' alongside other words which PS3 fans don't tend to use for their console. So if you see 'PS3' strung up alongside such words as 'sucks, losing, failure, etc' chances are that even if the other giveaways are not manifest you indeed have an Xbox 360 fanboy in your midst.

#4. Only Xbox 360 fanboys like Halo and GoW, if you see someone who isn't calling them overhyped pieces of crap or worse yet, defending those pieces of crap you probably could consider them to be Xbox 360 fanboys. Reasonable Xbox 360 fans understand how terrible those games are next to Genji: Days of the blade and Dark Kingdom.

#5. Only Xbox 360 fanboys crow about the successes of third parties. This is because there aren't exactly any stellar first party games to actually crow about now that Bungie are technically 2nd party alongside Gears of War. Sony and Nintendo fans have a healthy appreciation for their favourite console manufacturers games, Xbox 360 fanboys have little to appreciate.

#6. Xbox 360 fanboys don't like to talk about how good Xbox 360 games are, so when they say they don't overhype games its true. They spend most of their time talking about how bad they think PS3 games are instead.

Ok, I did my best... You like?

 



Tease.

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well tbh this list isn't even close to as funny as xbots one was. Good try even though alot of those point weren't even true. 7/10



19) or we on 20)??wat ever...

this one probably applies to both ps3 and 360 fanboys

20) will get pissed over this list and reply back with anger...and say none/most of it isn't true



Kantor said:
nojustno said:
no life whatsoever

I suppose you think the same of the guy who made the original thread?

Yes!

 



Squilliam said:

Squilliams perfect guide for fixing a thread identifying 360 fanboys:

#1: Write a new guide.

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

#1. You can identify most Xbox 360 fanboys by looking for the Xbox Live gamer-tag in their signature and checking that the post is indeed in the Sony forums discussing a PS3 exclusive game. A white swan cannot hide amongst black swans and we all know Sony only released a white console in Japan for a limited time.

#2. Most browsers come equiped with a page search feature. You can identify if there are Xbox 360 fanboys in the thread by typing certain words such as 'metacritic' into the search bar. This is an important giveaway as we all know how in love 360 fanboys are with that site.

#3. Xbox 360 fanboys use the term 'PS3' alongside other words which PS3 fans don't tend to use for their console. So if you see 'PS3' strung up alongside such words as 'sucks, losing, failure, etc' chances are that even if the other giveaways are not manifest you indeed have an Xbox 360 fanboy in your midst.

#4. Only Xbox 360 fanboys like Halo and GoW, if you see someone who isn't calling them overhyped pieces of crap or worse yet, defending those pieces of crap you probably could consider them to be Xbox 360 fanboys. Reasonable Xbox 360 fans understand how terrible those games are next to Genji: Days of the blade and Dark Kingdom.

#5. Only Xbox 360 fanboys crow about the successes of third parties. This is because there aren't exactly any stellar first party games to actually crow about now that Bungie are technically 2nd party alongside Gears of War. Sony and Nintendo fans have a healthy appreciation for their favourite console manufacturers games, Xbox 360 fanboys have little to appreciate.

#6. Xbox 360 fanboys don't like to talk about how good Xbox 360 games are, so when they say they don't overhype games its true. They spend most of their time talking about how bad they think PS3 games are instead.

Ok, I did my best... You like?

 

lol that was pretty good!!

 



11) PS3 owners spend so much time posting about upcoming games because they have no games to play. Of course, 360 owners spend a hell of a lot of time insulting PS3 games, rather than talking about their own.
This.

 

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