Then why did I buy it you ask? I didn't. I got it from my brother for my birthday. I once said to him I was only getting exclusives for my PS3, and multiplats (well most of them) for the PC, which is usually the superior platform.
He remembered i said that when he was getting my gift. When it was the 17th of april I opened up the gift and saw the word Haze.
'You only wanted exclusives right? *laughs* '
Me : *facepalm*
Shortly after that I decided to give the game a try. It looked nice at first. The character models looked good and the overall textures were actually not that bad. I was thinking like..why did this game got such a bad score from the famous reviewers?.. - In a few minutes everything became clear.
After the opening scenes and some weird ones after that I still had no clue what the hell this game was about. The characters seem to scream random sentences to each other and they move really weird, like being on drugs 24/7. Then i saw people disappearing and reappearing from my screen. 'Oh my god' was a good definition of my thought at that moment.
Then the game really started. I wanted to shoot some of the..ehh..guys I'm supposed to shoot for whatever reason that might be. Some menu popped up in my screen talking about the nectar, which was weird, to stop all of a sudden during the fight. I used the nectar and became...so overpowered even Blizzard never screwed up this much in World of Warcraft.
I killed all of the guys within seconds and some scene started after that. Guys appeared again out of nowhere..I still had no frickin clue what the hell i was doing here. Shortly after that I pressed the eject button and I wanted to throw the game out of the window, but I didn't. I picked up Quest for Booty from the shelf and I went to play the awesomeness that is called Ratchet and Clank.
Final Thoughts on the game : Oh my f*cking god.
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