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Forums - Gaming - Dear god, Haze is such an awful game.

Then why did I buy it you ask? I didn't. I got it from my brother for my birthday. I once said to him I was only getting exclusives for my PS3, and multiplats (well most of them) for the PC, which is usually the superior platform.

He remembered i said that when he was getting my gift. When it was the 17th of april I opened up the gift and saw the word Haze.

'You only wanted exclusives right? *laughs* '

Me : *facepalm*

Shortly after that I decided to give the game a try. It looked nice at first. The character models looked good and the overall textures were actually not that bad. I was thinking like..why did this game got such a bad score from the famous reviewers?.. - In a few minutes everything became clear.

After the opening scenes and some weird ones after that I still had no clue what the hell this game was about. The characters seem to scream random sentences to each other and they move really weird, like being on drugs 24/7. Then i saw people disappearing and reappearing from my screen. 'Oh my god'  was a good definition of my thought at that moment.

Then the game really started. I wanted to shoot some of the..ehh..guys I'm supposed to shoot for whatever reason that might be. Some menu popped up in my screen talking about the nectar, which was weird, to stop all of a sudden during the fight. I used the nectar and became...so overpowered even Blizzard never screwed up this much in World of Warcraft.

I killed all of the guys within seconds and some scene started after that. Guys appeared again out of nowhere..I still had no frickin clue what the hell i was doing here. Shortly after that I pressed the eject button and I wanted to throw the game out of the window, but I didn't. I picked up Quest for Booty from the shelf and I went to play the awesomeness that is called Ratchet and Clank.

Final Thoughts on the game : Oh my f*cking god.

/end rant



Neos - "If I'm posting in this thread it's just for the lulz."
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I remember seeing the advertising and thinking "damn, that's gonna be a great game and its only for the PS3." Why did they make that game exclusive? I hope Sony didn't pay for it. Or perhaps they felt there was too much competition on the 360.



Neos said:

 I used the nectar and became...so overpowered even Blizzard never screwed up this much in World of Warcraft.

I killed all of the guys within seconds and some scene started after that.

 

Actually this is one of few features I find cool in Haze. Nectar is really part of the game. It isn't a meaningless add-on. You want to use it thanks to power it brings but as I've mentioned it is just one of few bright spots for me.



mjc2021 said:
I remember seeing the advertising and thinking "damn, that's gonna be a great game and its only for the PS3." Why did they make that game exclusive? I hope Sony didn't pay for it. Or perhaps they felt there was too much competition on the 360.

 

 

free radical was formed out of Rare. they were foormed to go against nitendo, so they decided to be a ps company. that why they released it only on the playstation 3



I didn't think it was that bad.



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