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Would you rather have Mario replace Link in a Zelda game, or Link replace Mario in a Mario game?

Mario replace link. Mario finally gets violent and uses weapons!

Would you rather:

- Die falling from a plane without a parachute
- Die by getting stung by a stingray like Steve Irwin

Falling from a plane.

Would you rather be eaten by 100 zombies or have to eat 100 zombies?

Be eaten. Zombies are poisonous to digest.

Would you rather join a Nintendo a capella group or join a Star Wars music band.

I would so eat 100 zombies

Would you rather watch your friend have sex with your girl
or
Have your friend watch you have sex with his

ahhh If I had to pick it'd be this one "Have my friend watch me have sex with his girl"

Would you rather

- Have an oversized Hand or foot? [oversized A LOT]

hand

would you rather be deaf or be blind (this is hard)

I'd rather be blind. I've spent all my life with a high degree of Miopia, and it affects me in such a manner that i cannot read anything if i don't have glasses. Also i have a genetic condition that makes a progressive eye nerve degeneration, so in an advanced age, i can really lose my sight.
That said, while we depend mostly on sight to do most things in life, losing the ability to hear all the sounds around is more horrifying to me. I rather lose the ability to see all the video games that i play, than to lose the ability to hear "I love you".

Would you rather be entombed under a pile of rubble or walk over a pit of fire?

that is sad i hope you get better

OT: walk over fire, Im scared of small places or buried.

walk over a pit of fire.

would u rather have a one night stand with the hottest girl u ever seen or have as much sex as u want with a really ulgy girl.