I'd like to cut off a friend's hand.

Would you rather:

cut your own tongue with razors?

or have a friend cut your tongue with razors?

cut my own tongue with razors.

Would you rather:

Have a dog

Have a cat

Have a cat

If you have diarrhea and see a woman in your room wanting to have sex, would you rather:

- have sex or

- go to the bathroom

Have sex on a toilet

Would you rather:

- Receive a rimjob

- Give a rimjob

O_o ......received a rimjob....


Would you rather:

-Pee a rock

or

-Shit a brick

Shit a brick

Would you rather have a Porsche or Ferrari

Porsche

Would you rather get raped by a very old grandma

or

get raped by a homo.

old grandma

would rather be friends with a girl or date her.

date her

would you rather do whoopi goldberg or rossie o'donell?

What a cruel question. I suppose I'll go with Whoopi.

Would you rather be in a street fight against...

Ken Shamrock?

or Frank Shamrock?