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wfz said:
I think it's funny that this thread basically turned into a "lets hate on the gay bashers!"

The real problem is that they spent millions for this whole setup, and now they won't be getting a herd out of this guy, so the whole thing is a failure. I guess that's what happens when you put all your eggs in one basket? :P

You know what's really funny? That you obviously haven't read the most interesting part of the OP:

The head of the Poznan zoo said 10-year-old Ninio may be too young to decide whether he prefers males or females as elephants only reach sexual maturity at 14.

Ninio, the elephant, is obviously still a kid.



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okr said:
wfz said:
I think it's funny that this thread basically turned into a "lets hate on the gay bashers!"

The real problem is that they spent millions for this whole setup, and now they won't be getting a herd out of this guy, so the whole thing is a failure. I guess that's what happens when you put all your eggs in one basket? :P

You know what's really funny? That you obviously haven't read the most interesting part of the OP:

The head of the Poznan zoo said 10-year-old Ninio may be too young to decide whether he prefers males or females as elephants only reach sexual maturity at 14.

Ninio, the elephant, is obviously still a kid.

What you're pointing out okr is really peculiar. How come the politicians made such a big deal out of it?

"Something rotten is going on in the Kingdom of Poland"

Oops! I mean republic.



Well that's... weird.

I don't think the guy was really gay bashing so much as trying to make political hay on someone wasting money that may or not be wasted.



wfz said:
I think it's funny that this thread basically turned into a "lets hate on the gay bashers!"

The real problem is that they spent millions for this whole setup, and now they won't be getting a herd out of this guy, so the whole thing is a failure. I guess that's what happens when you put all your eggs in one basket? :P

So they can't just artificially inseminate the elephants?

 



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akuma587 said:
wfz said:
I think it's funny that this thread basically turned into a "lets hate on the gay bashers!"

The real problem is that they spent millions for this whole setup, and now they won't be getting a herd out of this guy, so the whole thing is a failure. I guess that's what happens when you put all your eggs in one basket? :P

So they can't just artificially inseminate the elephants?

 

COOMBOBREAKER!!

 



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akuma587 said:
wfz said:
I think it's funny that this thread basically turned into a "lets hate on the gay bashers!"

The real problem is that they spent millions for this whole setup, and now they won't be getting a herd out of this guy, so the whole thing is a failure. I guess that's what happens when you put all your eggs in one basket? :P

So they can't just artificially inseminate the elephants?

 

Not really it is very experimental, very expensive and often fails.

Artifical insemination has to be done differently depending on the sepcies.

I think when it comes to elphants it's been done successfully less times then you can count on your hands.

It'd be a big gamble to try.  They'd be better off going for another straight elephant.



I would not want to be the person assigned to the task of artificially inseminating an elephant...



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Just get him really drunk. Even a gay elephant can go straight given the right circumstances.



We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers…Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.  The only thing that really worried me was the ether.  There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. –Raoul Duke

It is hard to shed anything but crocodile tears over White House speechwriter Patrick Buchanan's tragic analysis of the Nixon debacle. "It's like Sisyphus," he said. "We rolled the rock all the way up the mountain...and it rolled right back down on us...."  Neither Sisyphus nor the commander of the Light Brigade nor Pat Buchanan had the time or any real inclination to question what they were doing...a martyr, to the bitter end, to a "flawed" cause and a narrow, atavistic concept of conservative politics that has done more damage to itself and the country in less than six years than its liberal enemies could have done in two or three decades. -Hunter S. Thompson

akuma587 said:
Just get him really drunk. Even a gay elephant can go straight given the right circumstances.

No way dude.  Elephants NEVER forget their sexuality.



LOL, this is too funny!




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