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Raccoon bites off man's penis

January 27, 2009 11:00am

A RAGING raccoon has bitten off a pervert's penis as he tried to rape the animal.

Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with friends when he leapt on the terrified animal.

“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.

Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.



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LOL



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:O..... hahaha



Thats awesome!



haha, that's ace, good on the racoon the guy deserved it.



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Thats just wrong in so many ways but also very funny. I'm conflicted.



Pacman taught people to run around in dark rooms munching on pills while listening to repettive techno music and for that I somewhat idolise him.

WTF, WOW



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hahahaha Funny shit. Lol i wonder what he must have been thinkin to try and rape a raccoon lol



I can see raping a squirrel.....maybe even an opossum. A racoon? That's just fucking sick!! The mask just screams masochism.



There are Raccoons in Russia? Learn something new everyday.



Hmm, pie.