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Forums - General - Dad of the Year Candidate Uses Child as Robbery Accomplice

Times are tough, and it's sad that some fathers feel the need to turn to crime to provide for their families. However, if you must rob a convenience store, we implore you to get a babysitter. It'll only cost a small portion of your loot. Can't get a sitter? At least leave the kid in the car. You'll be slightly less of a total a-hole.

 

The video can be found here. If possible, can someone embed it here?

(Asylum)



   

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