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Baggins on 02 April 2009
dsister44 said:

If this had emerged a day earlier, I'd have dismissed it as an April Fools joke. But it didn't, so I accept no liability if it turns out to be bogus.

It seems a study of 1,130 British men conducted by 'the UK's only specialist PS3 price comparison site' PS3pricecompare.co.uk has found that two-thirds would rather play video games than have sex.

To be fair to the UK's male population, the study was conducted on a PS3 site, and the damning figure only applies to new games. Only 32 per cent of respondents said they'd rather play video games generally than have sex - it's only with the qualifier 'new' that the number shoots up to 72 per cent.

Amongst the reasons the men gave were that their partners were 'hard to please.'

It's not that hard, boys. You just need to learn the right combos and finishing moves. If you get stuck, there are numerous strategy guides online. Four player co-op is good fun, although versus mode can get a bit sticky. A good quality joystick is essential.
lmao :D

 

 

All gamers are Virgins, CONFIRMED!

That or they are all the annoying pre-pubescent pricks I have most of them down as :)

...Which is why I don't play online games. If I want to hang around with sexually frustrated males, I'll join a monastry.



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Orca_Azure on 02 April 2009

Long live the queen :o

My letter L broke while typing this.



wfz on 02 April 2009
MontanaHatchet said:
It would have been better if the poll was on a Wii site. At least we would have had some cheap Wiimote jokes or something. Instead we just have this lame trolling. Ahh well, when you take into account the sometimes unusual humor of the British, this shouldn't be that surprising. It's a flippin' internet poll anyways.

 

Crawl back to your gamez, Sonyboy!

 

And take that fake 360 gamertag off of your sig! It's an embarrasment to us true xbox 3-sexy owners.



MontanaHatchet on 02 April 2009
wfz said:
MontanaHatchet said:
It would have been better if the poll was on a Wii site. At least we would have had some cheap Wiimote jokes or something. Instead we just have this lame trolling. Ahh well, when you take into account the sometimes unusual humor of the British, this shouldn't be that surprising. It's a flippin' internet poll anyways.

 

Crawl back to your gamez, Sonyboy!

 

And take that fake 360 gamertag off of your sig! It's an embarrasment to us true 360 guys.

You're right, only a true 360 fan would have a silhouetted woman as his avatar.

And I lent out my PS2 to my friend, my PS3 actually fuggin' broke (I'm one of the .01 percent or whatever it is), my PS1 is all the way back in Montana, and I haven't bought anything for my PSP in a while. I'm a bad Sony fan right now.

 



 

 

wfz on 02 April 2009
MontanaHatchet said:
wfz said:
MontanaHatchet said:
It would have been better if the poll was on a Wii site. At least we would have had some cheap Wiimote jokes or something. Instead we just have this lame trolling. Ahh well, when you take into account the sometimes unusual humor of the British, this shouldn't be that surprising. It's a flippin' internet poll anyways.

 

Crawl back to your gamez, Sonyboy!

 

And take that fake 360 gamertag off of your sig! It's an embarrasment to us true 360 guys.

You're right, only a true 360 fan would have a silhouetted woman as his avatar.

And I lent out my PS2 to my friend, my PS3 actually fuggin' broke (I'm one of the .01 percent or whatever it is), my PS1 is all the way back in Montana, and I haven't bought anything for my PSP in a while. I'm a bad Sony fan right now.

 

I spent all my money on booze and women. XBL can kiss my ass.

 

:P

 

The real reason I don't have gold is because we recently had our internet downgraded and it's impossible to play online without horrible lag problems. Sigh.... it feels like my 360 is half the console it used to be now that I can't play online.



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Pristine20 on 02 April 2009
MontanaHatchet said:
wfz said:
MontanaHatchet said:
It would have been better if the poll was on a Wii site. At least we would have had some cheap Wiimote jokes or something. Instead we just have this lame trolling. Ahh well, when you take into account the sometimes unusual humor of the British, this shouldn't be that surprising. It's a flippin' internet poll anyways.

 

Crawl back to your gamez, Sonyboy!

 

And take that fake 360 gamertag off of your sig! It's an embarrasment to us true 360 guys.

You're right, only a true 360 fan would have a silhouetted woman as his avatar.

And I lent out my PS2 to my friend, my PS3 actually fuggin' broke (I'm one of the .01 percent or whatever it is), my PS1 is all the way back in Montana, and I haven't bought anything for my PSP in a while. I'm a bad Sony fan right now.

 

If your ps3 was a 60gb launch model, it's probably more like 5-10%

 



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MontanaHatchet on 02 April 2009
Pristine20 said:
MontanaHatchet said:
wfz said:
MontanaHatchet said:
It would have been better if the poll was on a Wii site. At least we would have had some cheap Wiimote jokes or something. Instead we just have this lame trolling. Ahh well, when you take into account the sometimes unusual humor of the British, this shouldn't be that surprising. It's a flippin' internet poll anyways.

 

Crawl back to your gamez, Sonyboy!

 

And take that fake 360 gamertag off of your sig! It's an embarrasment to us true 360 guys.

You're right, only a true 360 fan would have a silhouetted woman as his avatar.

And I lent out my PS2 to my friend, my PS3 actually fuggin' broke (I'm one of the .01 percent or whatever it is), my PS1 is all the way back in Montana, and I haven't bought anything for my PSP in a while. I'm a bad Sony fan right now.

 

If your ps3 was a 60gb launch model, it's probably more like 5-10%

 

Nah, 40 gig. I really loved the thing too!

 



 

 

dsister44 on 02 April 2009

i loved this article. glad i have a xbox.



gummyfish on 02 April 2009

i lol, the results would be the same on any other gaming website.. not just cause its ps3



    

yo_john117 on 02 April 2009
Garnett said:

They dont call it Xbox 3 sexy for nothing!

 

Actually its called sexbox 360!!