Dirty Talk word of the week: Molassa.

If a female had that name I would suffer immense erectile disfunction.

If I was forced to consume food by that name I would masturbate my tonsils until I came.

If a male had that name I would exile his mother.

If a dishwasher with that name was used, dishes would come out even more fouled after a wash cycle.

What does this word mean for you?

and there he goes again mention my fav booze... you just want me drunk again don't you? im all in for it but this time i will take my pants of... i hate that zipper

This was much more interesting than Real Talk.

This is one of those words you have to look up. This is what came out first:

I know what I'm gonna give my date next time. First we will drink the bottle. Then use the bottle. (Cork on... Ever heard one of those vacuum stories?)

Just pour a little of your beer on the zipper. It will slip right off that way.

I haven't heard of those stories... but it sounds like something I would LIKE to hear about.

added^^

Ok.. I havent witnessed it myself but from what I heard:

When you slip an open bottle in a 'gina or other orifice you should be good. When the pussy tightens the vag basicly becomes a vacuum pump. You know the fun you had as a kid (or drunken adult) where you would suck on a bottle and your tongue would get stuck? Now imagine that with part of the vagina.
You could wiggle your tongue lose but, as you can really wiggle the inside of your vag, there is no way to get it lose untill the women gets less excited (which should happen quickly when you can't walk around without a bottle swinging between your legs.)

But I have heard stories about trauma centres having to remove bottles and such.

Lulz! But be sure to give the vagina a cigarette to smoke afterwards.

this is the reason i don't like WRPG.