WELCOME to Episode 4 of Vg Chartz FAVORITE talk show
UnReal Talk!
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Now I would like to first of all say, today UnReal Talk will complete 4 episodes. I would like to thank ALL of Vg chartz for their welcome & open attitude towards this show.
I hope for this show to become a bigger part of Vg Chartz as the strands of time flow on from here!
I thank DmesiterJ, Rolstoppable & BHR-3....previous alumni's of the show....without them the show wouldn't be here!
NOW ENOUGH of that OSCAR SPEECH...lets get started!
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The contents for TODAY'S episode are as follows:
1. Interview with Kirby007 + His xbox domination plan ~*~ Find out what vg chartz OWN kirby feels MS needs to do for xbox to CONQUER gaming as playstation once did & as wii is now doing. ALSO for the first time find out kirby's most HATED game! Oh AND he reveals his alt accounts to us!
2. Who's that chartz member segment ~*~ Find out which vg chartz member kirby007 thought of when he saw the names of Darth Vader, The Pope, Michael Pachter & Reggie
3. Who's the smart chartz member segment ~*~ FInd out which chartz member is the smar one today....I will give 3 questions....whoever answers the most of them will be the Chartz Smarty Pants of the evening!
4. Name that caption segment ~*~ BACK yet again......the segment that defines this show imo. the Caption segment.
5. UnReal Opinion ~*~ My opinions on RE5 & Yakuza 3 japan sales.....you can tell me whether you like my opinions or not...be open if you think my opinions prove I'm 87 years old & i've gone senile....JUST SAY SO!
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Interview with vg chartz own Kirby007 ~ Master of alt account
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Q1. So Kirby007......my first question is cliched but who cares! What do you feel about VGC, its community & the things this site does?
I’m fine, thanks for asking!
Hmm, I guess you will get a pretty standard answer. I love every wacky, serious, funny, elitist member. I mostly remember the wacky members like Weezy, Konnichiwa and okeydokey ( he wants me ). VGC changed over the past 2 years the first months I joined the site was more fun, I don’t think it is a bad thing VGC is changing, getting more views and more crazy members. But people stop being so aggressive GD
Q2. Now as you know megaman2 is banned now & he is the SONY leader........would you ever call yourself the Microsoft Leader?
Hell No, firstly on VGC are members who deserve that crown more then I do. I mean just take a look at our friend Numonex he is crazy but his ideas are amazing! St
Q3. Now I have asked people their favorite games ALL THE TIME.....but to you I ask your WORST GAME EVER?
Kung fu Panda and DOA 4 or maybe OoT, it’s a hard choice…
yes I figured it out its DOA 4, I want more physical bounce, I see no other reason for buying that game I mean Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball was way better..
Q4. So ever plan on buying a PS3 Kirby007? If so when & due to which game?
Maybe, It mainly depends on the result if Microsoft captures Gran Turismo 5, plus it seems the competition of GT5 like Need for Speed is getting more quality out of the xbox 360. ( and ps3 version ofc )
Q5. Now you are known for having LOADS of alt accounts......but can you give us a clear number of exactly how many you actually have?
mkws1234
rolfsidious
007ybrik
ybriknumber20
mariokartslaaf
ROFLMFAO
RozeDing
Hondjewaf
hufter
goodbye
vgkirby007
breezerslet
geilebeer
modhater
KKJODENmod
janjaap
modsgonecrazy
hoerenkind
007japie
k1rby007
irby001
KKirby007
Q6. Now the final question........what do you think of UnReal Talk, we ar eonly 3 episodes old! n ofcourse what do you think of UnReal Talk's host ME!
Well you and me certainly have a special bond and it seems the Unreal talks are pretty popular. Maybe we play together someday.
**~~Live Questions to Kirby007 Update Space~~**
- Are you never ashamed for being such a huge spammer? ^^
I am considered as a spammer?! ...I don't really care
- Why have you Kirby as name and avatar? Do you like him lol. ^^
I love pink and a cute smile, is something wrong with that?
And I rate Kirby's MS domination plan 1.5.
Bit low don't you think?
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Q7. OH WAIT we have a penultimate question....whats your xbox domination plan?
Kirby007 REVEALS his xbox domination plan!
Only two things stand in the way of Microsoft and total domination, the government and Nintendo.
Ok now serious what I love to see Microsoft doing :
1- Wireless in the next gen console and free online play ( I’m cheap )
2- Steal GT5 ( Best exclusive of the ps branded games )
3- Buy Nintendo this will result in great games for everyone and that way combine hardcore & casual.
This will result in triple the profit microsoft ever made.
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Now VGC....YOU DECIDE
You have the opportunity to RATE Kirby007's plan for Microsoft, don't miss out!
Rate Kirby's plan on a scale of 1 to 5
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Who's That Chartz Member
Now I have FOUR famous people here
as soon as you read their name & see them....tell me which vg chartz member YOU think of {UPDATED with kirby's answers}:
Darth Vader ~ darthdevidem01 -- I saw you as an enemy
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The Pope ~ mummellman-- thanks 2 his rocking pope avatar
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Michael Pachter ~ John lucas -- this guy makes amazing predictions
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Reggie ~ wfz -- not my problem
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UPDATEd with kirby's answers
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Who's the smart chartz member segment
Get ready for three questions in the form of ARROWS coming towards you:
Q1. What is the name of the developer that originally developed tetris?
Q2. What is the name of the tree in fallout 3 present in the oasis?
Q3. Write down the lyrics of the Pokemon SERIES 1 song.....it starts with.."I wanna be....."?
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WE HAVE A WINNER of the FIRST Smart Chartz Member Segment
Johann
you get a:
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Name That Caption Segment
First of all....LAST WEEKS winner WAS:
This week WE have 2 Pictures yet again.......yoru job is to give em a NICE phrase for them.....the person with the best phrase will win...simple:
#1
#2
BEGIN Thinking up of phrases....I will update your phrases below....& will choose a winner later on!
~~~*Live Update Space*~~~
For #1:
You shot my d*ck off! -- Gilgamesh
"There's no need to use a taser gun, if you don't want to go out with me just say so!" -- Johann
"eww snake" *shoots gun* -- markers
Best if i take off your balls, you wont need them in heaven -- danielhiru
For #2:
*You are breaking my balls, keep going!! * -- kirby007
"That's not how you sumo werstle!" -- Johann
I wanna be the very best, Like no one ever was. To catch them is my real test, To train them is my cause -- Gilgamesh
"no cutsy" -- markers
PS3s best looking exclusive.... Isumo with new motion controls -- danielhiru
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Winner's of NAME THAT CAPTION segment!
The winner for Caption #1 which was:
{drum roll}
Best if i take off your balls, you wont need them in heaven -- danielhiru
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The winner of Caption #2 which was:
"Its only gay if you make eye contact" -- seece
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CONGRATS
seece
&
danielhiru
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UnReal Opinion ~ RE5 & Yakuza 3 sales
RE5:
Now many forum members know I have loathed the series since RE4 due it not being "old skool" anymore.
but the sales of Re5 has ASTOUNDED & SHOCKED me!
RE5 Week 1 sales in Japan on the PS3 ALONE have beaten GC & PS2 RE4 week 1 sales
That was both a shock & for me a huge sign that maybe Japan hasn't given up on the franchise. The Xbox 360 versions performed gracefully as well....BEATING the wii versions RE4's week 1 sales
Yakuza 3:
Yet another big shock!
Yakuza 3 ZOOMED past Yakuza 2's week 1 sales.....a BIG SHOCK
However all is not well...as Yakuza 3's week 2 was well below Yakuza 2's....we can expect this to happen as PS3 doesn't have the kind of userbase in japan that would support a game with legs!
what the future holds for Yakuza 3 who knows....early indications are it won't match Yakuza 2's sales.
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~~~~THE END~~~~
Thats all for tonight guys
Thank you for replying & ofcourse ENJOYING the show
the show is made for YOU by one of YOU!
Good night..ladiessssss....gentssss aaaaaaaaaaand dogssssss!
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