Dear Nintendo,
Can you please put down the finest Jamaican hash rolled in into Cuban cigars rolled by playboy bunnies because I have something to tell you.
I'm crying tears, tears of joy. Because its all finally come to me.
I found out on the internet that your not apart this console war.
I know I bet youv spilled your 1787 Chateau Lafitte all over your golden silk worm robes blessed by the pope in utter shock by this discovery. Its like the angels came down to earth and drank up all my bitter tears then golden showered a ray of hope.
The reason you arent apart this console war is....your system is HD.
Thats right Nintendo, your system can't output at a higher resolution thus declaring you the loser.
Sure your rolling your eyes and talking jibberish about ""profits"" and ""high sales"" or ""most market share"" but that doesn't matter now. Because your not competiting with the REAL contenders here. Too bad too sad Nintendo. Maybe next generation you can catch up to the 360 or PS3 with your next system and stop fighting against the PS2.
Now excuse me while I ride this pink elephant out this room, sure I can't afford the pot you smoke but at least it WORKS!
