The worst I did was take revenge on my parents. I first got an axe, tehn waited till they where asleep...

No sorry, wrong movie!

I was pissed off at my parents, I don't remember why (I was 9 or something) and I just wanted to scare them a little. I asked my sister if she would like to play dead for a little while on the roof. I then ran downstairs, and said to my parents that my sister had fallen on the roof and wasn't moving...

Needless to say my parents almost got a heartattack when they saw her lying there dead.

Worst part was that when they noticed they where tricked my sister got the brunt of their anger.

I was playing rugby and this guy on the other side kept hitting me in the head all game. He was asmall build, so I tackled him so hard I broke his ribs. FTW

OK, the worst thing I've ever done is steal candy from my teacher in middle school, she kept it in her closet, which wasn't locked.

My brother, my friend and I broke into an abandoned house down the street. A neighbor lady called the cops because she heard us break the windows. When the cops came we blamed it on hobos who were squatting and that we didn't break the glass. Bitch got the forensics team to take finger prints as well. This was 5th grade, so it was a long long time ago.

Sorry, can't post that kind of stuff on a forum. :p

When i was 5-6 years old. We lived in an apartment building, and the play ground for kids was adjacent to it. So one day, i decided it would be a good idea to take a whizz out of the window. Keep in mind that i wasnt aiming for anyone in particular, but i ended up giving a golden shower(30 feet high) to two girls engaging in a game of badminton. Unfortunately, i was caught after this act.

I'm not a bad guy but sometimes I do bad stuff and I don't mean it ,
One time my friend was joking and I punched him on the chest and he started crying -we were 15- , I didn't know that I hit him hard :(
and another time same thing happened with another friend during the same year except that I punched him in the shoulder :(
still feels bad after all these years,

when we were young my older brother hit me but it wasn't hard but I ran to my mom crying and I made a big deal out of it then she got angry and started beating him hard  , he told her that I was lying but she didn't believe him I felt sorry for him but I didn't say anything

I'm a bad guy :S

When I was about 18, I backed into a car in a parking lot. I looked around for a second, and then I got the hell out of there!

My brother and I used to shop lift GI Joes as kids. I'd never get anything bigger than an action figure. This guy would walk out of the store with ENTIRE TANKS and stuff in his jacket! We also used to rent Nintendo games and swap the labels. If you rented an Nes game from our local video store, odds were pretty good that you weren't getting what you payed for. Now, I'm a cop and he's a preacher. Funny, that.

Pirating, minor shoplifting & theft, slander, truanting, one count of anti-social behavior and vandalism (twice). No convictions.