The Playstation 3 has reached 11 AAA titles according to Metacritic, over half of the 20 AAA titles the Xbox 360 has.

The news that the Playstation 3 has 55% of the good games the Xbox 360 has has reportedly sent Xbox 360 fanboys into a tailspin, with fears that the Playstation 3 may surpass the Xbox 360 in terms of gaming quality as early as 2037.  Rumours that Sony is planning to extend their 8-10 year plan to a 31 year plan to beat the Xbox 360 in light of the PS3's game quality resurgence have contributed to mass hysteria.  Speaking of mass, it's looking increasingly like Mass Effect 2 may go to the PS3 exclusively, as games developers bow down before the console's epic resurgence in terms of comparitive game quality.

Speaking of Epic, Gears of War 3 being exclusive to the Playstation 3 is now considered a given by industry insiders. Upon hearing the news that they will only possess the dominant current generation game's console for another 28 years, many Xbox 360 owners have taken too intentionally RRoding their consoles and seeking refunds from Microsoft.  Microsoft has refused.  Whilst acknowledging that their situation is dire, they are promising to immediately enact a plan that would maintain the Xbox 360's AAA lead into the 2040's.  They point out that despite PS3 fanboy arguments made in the past, the Xbox 360 has consistently maintained a real-terms AAA lead over the PS3 of around 9 games.  Microsoft is hoping that that psychological barrier will make developers fearful of making AAA games PS3 exclusive despite this extraordinary news.

Whilst most Xbox 360 gamers are contemplating leaving gaming, with some going so far as too plan mass suicides, others have turned to what was formally a PS3 fanboy comfort.

"Well it could be worse, at least I didn't buy a Wii."

It has been over since Genji 2, Starcraft. The Xbox 360 cannot reproduce such realism. So it was only a matter of time before it became official. Anyone with any brains would have seen the writing on the wall for years now.

I'm tossing up between the refunds and the official Australian Mass Suicide event.

Honestly, it feels like I only have 28 years to live.

Start smoking 40 a day now, that way you won't have to live to see the end... Thats what I plan to do, I don't want to live long enough to see it all fall apart around me.

Besides, suicides for wimps. It takes a real man to smoke enough cigarettes to shorten his life substantially.

If Microsoft really cared about it's customers, it would have made a provision for us to order cigarettes over Xbox Live the moment this horrible news leaked.

*sigh* Did you just buy your xbox 360 to troll the ps3 , do you have any games for it ?. this is just boring now .

They do have "Bill's brand" Weed. It kinda does show off why they made so many stupid decisions over the years, like not securing Genji exclusivity and why they didn't put a HDD into the Arcade.

Still, unfortunately it doesn't shorten your life enough but it does make the whole situation seem a whole lot funnier.

lol thats funny

this is all true.......

PS3 fanboys claim ownage whenever they can get it.........but last place and less AAA games is what it is.

Your lack of faith in the PS3 is all the trolling in this thread. If I had the balls, I would report you! Unfortunately for me, and fortunately for you, becoming an Xbot fanboy meant I had to forfeit my balls and become cowardly, hiding behind an internet handle to prey on innocent PS3 fans.