How far would you go to prevent yourself from masturbation?

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Galaki on 03 March 2009

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Male anti-masturbation device, United Kingdom, 1871-1930

Worn beneath the clothes, this device was hooked onto a waistband and covered the penis and testicles.

Given how long it remained in use, some readers may remember it.

Jugum penis, United Kingdom, 1880-1920

Guaranteed to bring tears to the eyes of at least half our readers, this device was intended as a treatment for "nocturnal incontinence" and to prevent masturbation. It was designed to deter nighttime emissions by causing enough pain to waken the sleeper if an erection threatened.

Until relatively recently, masturbation was considered a moral weakness and at least partly responsible for a whole range of debilitating medical conditions. Now there is some suggestion that the opposite may be true: frequent self-pleasuring could protect against prostate cancer.

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scottie on 03 March 2009

Am I the only person who thinks the first could be turned into an amusing fancy dress costume idea. Plus no more having to work tricky zips when using the bathroom whilst drunk, just leave that baby sticking out your fly all night

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highwaystar101 on 03 March 2009

The last one sounds quite pleasant

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J-Favs on 03 March 2009

That second one looks like fun. lol

Pacman taught people to run around in dark rooms munching on pills while listening to repettive techno music and for that I somewhat idolise him.

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FaRmLaNd on 03 March 2009

Why stop masturbating?

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Galaki on 03 March 2009

FaRmLaNd said:
Why stop masturbating?

You forfreit questioning the obvious the moment you entered this thread.

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cgkc17 on 03 March 2009

the first one doesnt look too bad, although it looks like it would bend the erection, should one occur, haha ouch.

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Mistershine on 03 March 2009

Second one looks to be the ultimate design for a cock ring.

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