We all know that a subset of hardcore gamers are graphics whores and so to get them Ninty will need to release a powerful HD Wii. But an even wider subset, intersecting most hc possible categories is the pot-bellied gamers one, the huge transversal party that includes those that consider blasphemy burning calories while gaming. Well most of them consider blasphemy burning calories, period.   Even carving out graphics whores, tens millions of such gamers still remain, and Nintendo tries to get their souls with this:

http://news.vgchartz.com/news.php?id=3049

Thanks to Skyscraper, methinks they've got the graphics whores all sewn up.

This controller just makes it a one-two punch.

Actually *insert anecdotal evidence here*, most of the gamers I know are underweight as opposed to overweight

this topic makes no sense. the reason behind the new classic controller is much simpler then that.

People think the original one plainly sucks. They put the hybrid GCN into it so people like me can buy it for wiiware games.