I've now found my words.
Those shoes remind me of the types of shoes your buy your single digit aged children at Payless. My daughter has her favorite little character Dora the Explorer plastered on the side of a purple and pink set of sneakers. I have a very young cousin that goes from Spiderman to Transformers to Batman sneakers every 6 months or so. Can someone explain to me why these MGS shoes are coming in adult sizes and not toddler sizes so the age bracket that likes staring at things like mascots on their shoes, bright shiny lights when they take steps, velcro instead of laces, and compressed air pumps on the tongues can have another selection of sneaker to pick through?
Tag: Became a freaking mod and a complete douche, coincidentally, at the same time.
