Chair Kills Boy by Anal Penetration

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Johann on 20 February 2009

pbroy said:

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Wow. That is one unfortunate death.
I would laugh (specially after looking at the 2nd picture of the chair), but the fact that the kid is 14... Troll's remorse won't allow me to make jokes.

Exactly, but if the kid was an asshole, maybe he deserved it. u_u

Worst. Pun. Ever.

Quem disse que a boca é tua?

Qual é, Dadinho...?

Dadinho é o caralho! Meu nome agora é Zé Pequeno!

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Words Of Wisdom on 20 February 2009

rocketpig said:
I was lonely one night and attempted this with three space heaters and an electric blanket. It didn't work.

Are you sure you're not confusing this with the weekend before your 360's warranty ran out?

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oliist on 20 February 2009

Chair.
Chair?
Chaaaaair!

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ctk495 on 20 February 2009

Will I get banned if I say "Poor soriku,that must be a painful way of dying"?

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supermario128 on 20 February 2009

Ouch, that sucks.

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Johann on 20 February 2009

supermario128 said:
Ouch, that sucks.

But t only started sucking after it had already happened so it wouldn't count as foreplay, right?

Holy shit, I'm sorry, I promissed I wouldn't joke about it. Last time, I swear.

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brawl4life on 20 February 2009

haha damn what a way to go, poor kid .*checks chair *

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kirby007 on 20 February 2009

wtf didn't know chairs could explode. I'm using the ground from now on lol

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