Because legend has it that all war will eventually be brought to an end by the woman whose smile is brightest, posture is greatest, and vagina is the smoothest. When she is found, she shall be sacrificed to the gods, and bring about world peace. All women strive to be that lucky woman who gets tossed into a volcano. They even lie about "hoping for world peace". Unfortunately, none are worthy. Mankind will not waste a good volcano with an impure woman.
Why? What do you have against world peace?
| d21lewis said: Because legend has it that all war will eventually be brought to an end by the woman whose smile is brightest, posture is greatest, and vagina is the smoothest. When she is found, she shall be sacrificed to the gods, and bring about world peace. All women strive to be that lucky woman who gets tossed into a volcano. They even lie about "hoping for world peace". Unfortunately, none are worthy. Mankind will not waste a good volcano with an impure woman. |
Good vaginas don't need a volcano, they erupt themselves.
"You won't find Adobe here in Nairobi"
Because it gets easy votes.
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