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Half Priced food at Subway, Free food at McDonald's, free drinks at all gas stations, free gas (!!), sex breaks, nap time, getting paid while sitting at home on VGChartz, groupies, ability to shoot people without going to jail, .......why am I quitting again?






Oh yeah, now I remember. Fuck the police!!!



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College is one big perk.

You roll in and out whenever you feel like it. They don't complain if you're hungover, and you can hand in work late.

Oh, and beer is half price at the student bar.