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They joined a satanic cult



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which was ran by Jesus



evil brother thad, the big



 

french fry loving, bible salesman



who had a habbit of



 

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stepping purposely on dog turds



for the smell made him



 

reminicsent of his days in



get sexually excited shoving a



Gooseberry up his left nostril