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I wanted to post it first... just heard some guy on a radio show claim it and i know it'll catch on.

He suggested that judge Roberts screwed up the inaguration on puporse....

So Obama would do a second one that "really counts" and do it without a bible.

Since he's a secret muslim.



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He isn't Muslim, his father was born a Muslim and later converted to atheism. Obama is an atheist, he just pretends to be Christian to get votes from the people in the south lol.

on a lighter note: obama is the antichrist = CONFIRMED



i heard his hand wasnt even on the bible for the first one... idk since i didnt watch it.

i would like to know why they didnt make a big thing out of him redoing it. like...if it was to counter nonsense rumours wouldnt they have wanted it more public?



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Well, Obama was one of two senators to vote AGAINST giving Roberts his current position, so he may have screwed it up intentionally, but that would be rather childish.



Because the first time was such a big deal, who cares about that anyway. Let's see what he does with the Presidency.

And yes, I'm sure he's an atheist. I'm sure at least a few presidents of the U.S. have been atheists... but you publicly need to be a Christian to win. All the better that he ain't religious, I respect him the more for it. BTW, I also believe McCain was an atheist... or at least had quite a few questions.



 

 

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im_sneaky said:

Because the first time was such a big deal, who cares about that anyway. Let's see what he does with the Presidency.

And yes, I'm sure he's an atheist. I'm sure at least a few presidents of the U.S. have been atheists... but you publicly need to be a Christian to win. All the better that he ain't religious, I respect him the more for it. BTW, I also believe McCain was an atheist... or at least had quite a few questions.

There is like a zero percent chance he's an atheist.

The only two Presidents who were more religious then he was was George Bush JR and Jimmy Carter.

 



I'd seriously lol if Obama posted on VGchartz and said "too late bitches! I'm really a secret muslim! muahahah!"



i think jimmy carter is a secret muslim. no idea why hes keeping it a secret though...its not like hes important.



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Lol, well he had to redo it anyways, so no harm no foul.



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MrBubbles said:
i think jimmy carter is a secret muslim. no idea why hes keeping it a secret though...its not like hes important.

Nah he's just a REALLY oldschool Christian.

You could probably punch him in the face and all he'd do is forgive you.

Dude completly made his house too... and by completly made i mean the house and every piece of furniture in it, outside of electronics.