I saw this on the Nintendo forums and simply had to repost it.
This annoying jerk was spamming up the board with lies and flames all night. Then, someone replied to him in a way that made me laugh inwardly and chuckle outwardly:
*frantic music plays, screen flashes and goes black*
*FLASH*
A wild CRYSISUT3 appeared!
Go! FAWFUL14! *pokeball bursts open*
What will FAWFUL14 do? *chooses attack*
The wild CRYSISUT3 used Intelligence!
But it failed!
FAWFUL14 used Total Pwnage!
*KCHKCHKCH*
It's super effective!
The wild CRYSISUT3's Stupid Ignorance ability left it barely hanging on with 1 HP!
*opens bag* (edited due to personal info) threw a Dumbsh** Ball!
*FEEEWWWW...SHOOMP!!...DINGdingding...wobble...wobble...wobble...click*
*fanfare plays*
The wild CRYSISUT3 was captured!
CRYSISUT3's data was added to the Pokedex.
Entry: It struggles to remember its own gender. Rather than normal food, it sustains itself on its own feecees. Bidoof pwns it daily.
Would you like to nickname the newly-caught CRYSISUT3? *clicks yes, types in name*
NOSENUGGET was sent to Box "Mama'sBasement" in Someone's PC.
*screen fades to black*
Full credit goes to Fawful14 on the Nintendo Forums (I realize he could have copied it, but I have no proof of this).
