I don't even know who Patcher is, but from that graph I can tell that he is a genius

I am a pathetic poet, but I decided to take one for the team, please don't taunt me:

We beat Hitler in 1945,
Now it's your turn in 2009.
This is VGCz you're messing with,
We're scarier than an urban myth.
We'll haunt you,
We'll stalk you,
We'll do whatever it takes.
All around you like a quake,
You can run, but you can't hide,
Oh, your teammates just got fried.

EDIT: Do we have clan matches today, or are we going to have friendlies?

Guys i want my PS3 this is fucking torture!

LOL I found a fun diversion. Go tho the melee room and blast the shit out of everyone with your heal device. It fries them left and right!

you can kill people with the healing gun???

Just wanted to ask: are we having any matches, friendly or clan, today?

We've got a 6vs6 challenge. But it has not been accepted yet and probably wont be. And we had planned to do some friendlies.

that is like the most satisfying way to kill a person in K2.