"Xbox 360... Xbox 360, we ain't here to do some geometry, we here to play games"

"Gears of War, shit, try Tears of War, that little bitchass is crying all the time"

"True games have fiddy cent in the background" (What PS3 games have 50 cent in the background?)

"Halo... Halo 3... you know what I'm saying? They better rename that to Gaylo... Gaylo 3"

"$600 ain't shit to Chad Warden... Chad Warden wipes his ass with $600, $600 ain't shit"

"How am I supposed to get some honies with the Wii?"

"When I show them honies my PS3... shit, they get all over it, shit"

"I died my hair black, ya wanna know why? The PStriple... the PStriple"

Looks like he hides in the shadows and makes fun of people like DLB (original video of DLB):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fyg0EeAy9PM&feature=channel

In a battled between Chad Woo and Marky Mattz, Chad attacks, Marky hides in the background waiting for the attack, and you then see Chad made fun of again, while Marky shows himself to be the worst of a fanboy once more.  And the videogame industry sinks to a new low that makes the non-hardcore gamer think there has to be more to life than this.

And Marky slips away laughing, thinking he won.

he doesn't sound like my type of person

That line had me cryin with laughter , literaly.

a sexually frustrated teenager who has way too much time on his hands?

Ballin :D

I love that guy. Best troll ever! Good humour too!

 That vid had me rollin.

Chad Warden is a hardcore SHMUP player. Check this out: