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Okay I feel bad for Mario... the guy runs around Mushroom Kingdom jumping like a mad man, he plays tennis, soccer, golf, baseball, he brawls, he karts, he goes to the freaking olympics BUT he doesn't lose one pound.

He still carries around that extra weight even after all that and to make matters worse he's almost always followed by his brother who is as slim as can be.

So what's Mario's problem?



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he is italian... he likes his food.




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He enjoys a bit of pasta on the side. And by a bit a mean....lots



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I feel his main problem is that he never got laid by peach. This is what brings himself to eating more and more...



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Eating all those mushrooms. I'm surprised he hasn't gained more weight!



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Diabetes



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Diabetes

Mario has never been a shooter, so I don't see how that is possible.

 




If you drop a PS3 right on top of a Wii, it would definitely defeat it. Not so sure about the Xbox360. - mancandy
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Pasta is really hard to work off.



Mario is fine. Its Luigi's meth addiction thats the problem



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fat people are not fat because we eat too much. Its genetic. Its a disease if you will. We need medication and help from professionals.