Okay I feel bad for Mario... the guy runs around Mushroom Kingdom jumping like a mad man, he plays tennis, soccer, golf, baseball, he brawls, he karts, he goes to the freaking olympics BUT he doesn't lose one pound.
He still carries around that extra weight even after all that and to make matters worse he's almost always followed by his brother who is as slim as can be.
So what's Mario's problem?
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