@naznatips

you win for having the most awesomely precise reasoning.

For everyone else saying they couldn't beat up 5 y.o.s you are not creative enough or too compassionate. I mean, c'mon. If you are fighting to preserve your own life you aren't going to lie down and die. Any human will almost always fight to the death to preserve their own life if the situation is creative enough. Plus saying stuff like that isn't even close to funny :tongue:

"Ha, that would be no problem at all, I´m supper tall, have a long arm range and am to stable to just push over, they cant get me anywhere where it hurts since I´m wearing a cup.... so unless they learn how to make a human piramid that can crush me I´m good. Since only about five or six of them can attack me at once due to their short range it would only be a matter of how much energy I have... I´d say anywhere from 50-70.... wait you said healthy american kids .... so many will be obece ??? then add another 15 or so.... asian kids substrakt at least 30... sure not all asians can do karate, but I don´t know which ones are the ones that can.... "



ROFL!!!


On the subject I bet I can take out atleast 500.

MY plan would be to pick up the lighter looking kids and just throw them at the others to try and take out atleast 10 birds per stone.
If they start surrounding you follow plan A. and grab one kid but don't throw him! just grab him by his feet and start swinging away.

EDIT: DAMNIT!!! NAZ you stole my idea!!!!

To anybody who thinks he can take down more than a hundred take a good look at what they might look like...

Ok they might be older than 5 but it looks like about a hundred...... can´t you see how evil they are, thinking about the best way to take you down... I wish I was there and could beat those kids right now...oh how I hate them  

Im having second thoughts on 500

http://one.revver.com/watch/362336

ROFL!#@#!@@@!

Yea those tiny ninjas are hardcore, i think anyone would have aproblem taking those lil guys down.  but i'm sticking with my atleast 50 if there aren't tiny ninjas in the mix.

About 40-50. I'm quite swift and i could easely avoid the kiddy mob to deal damage one on one. But they should be laced with adamantium bones to avoid getting killed.. Btw, my GF is a kindergarden teacher, she would kill me for posting this.

Hell I dunno. I figure i could take them two by two and slam their heads together, knocking them out cold. At that rate, i could probably best 60.

Being a weak, skinny 17-year-old I may be able to take on about 20. But I do have strong legs(cross country FTW), so I might be able to take on more if I kick the shit out of them.

And you guys might have seen this coming: If all else fails, i'll use my gigantic wang to knock them all out.

"Btw, my GF is a kindergarden teacher, she would kill me for posting this."

HAHAHHAHAHahaHa