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Being a weak, skinny 17-year-old I may be able to take on about 20. But I do have strong legs(cross country FTW), so I might be able to take on more if I kick the shit out of them.

And you guys might have seen this coming: If all else fails, i'll use my gigantic wang to knock them all out.