That's right everyone, we need a sequel to Wii Bingo, the old one is outdated.

So lets all stick two Wii Bingo boards together to get a brand new game

The old board looked like this http://malstrom.50webs.com/bingo.htm

We need to remove complaints that are no longer used, and replace them with new ones

I shall be refering to  the squares by the letter at the top, followed by a number for which row it is in. B1 is thus Nintendo is destroying the industry! which should stay, because I hear it alot even now

I1 probably needs to be changed imo

N1 Should also be changed, perhaps to Wii Music!!????

G1 Can stay, if I had a penny for each time I'd heard that one

O1 must be changed, it's not even being said about FFXIII or GT5 - the two biggest HD exclusive games left for this generation

B2 Can stay

I2 Can probably stay, I still hear it every so often

N2 Should probably go now that the Arcade is cheaper than the Wii

G2 Will be here the whole gen I suspect

O2 Will be here just as long

B3 Is certainly no longer said

I3 Can stay, Bruce on games said it just the other day

N3 - the Free square should stay

G3 - Can Stay

O3 - Haha, this one still has a thread on the main page about it

The entire 4th row can stay imo

B5 still gets bandied about

I5 Can stay

N5 should be replaced

G5 should have been replaced when WW came in, VC is now just an extra

O5 I havent heard this much lately

Now, everyone suggest some new squares to replace the ones that need replacing

One deffinate addition is 'Bruce on Games said...'

I think an "abandon the Wii now, it will only get worse from here on out!" one would be appropriate. That one seems to pop up like clockwork lately, almost as though it were being propagated intentionally by a jaded group of viral marketers or something.

Doucheongames should be added to the Pachter square (G2) since he's pretty much the latest anti-Wii advocater.

The Gamecube (B3) block should be changed from explaining the Wii's booming success to the now popular predictions of its sudden, untimely death, normally suggested by Nintendo abruptly halting Wii production to release a "WiiHD" from out of no where in the next 6-12 months for little or no apparent reason, or because the "casuals" are suddenly going to stop buying it and move on to something else.

Well, actually, that could be split into two. The "WiiHD" for the Gamecube block, and maybe the "what happens when casuals stop buying?" for the "Wii sells because its cheap" block (N2) since it's no longer the cheapest console on the market.

pic?

The Wii isn't a gaming system, and the Wii isn't competing with the HD consoles should go up there.

Mini-games should become shovelware. Need to throw one up for Metacritic/Game Rankings. Patcher should go as no one really cares about what he says unless it's for comedic purposes.

Replace one of the cube ones with "All of Nintendo's Wii games are just Gamecube rehashes". Sky Render's "(anecdotal evidence) and that's why the Wii fails," from the previous thread about this should go up.

Nintendo is just got lucky with the Wii.

Replace "No third party games" with "Third party games aren't any good"

Nintendo Wii saturation point is always 1 year away?

Wii owners won't upgrade, Nintendo will lose the next generation?

This is actually a game?
How does it works? :s

@ Everybody - Nice ideas, I'll give the thread a little bit longer, then MS Paint up a draft board and submit it for reviewing

@ One Touch KO - Whenever there is an anti Wii rant or news article, instead of bothering to argue with the author, you instead whip out your trusty Wii Bingo board and cross off each square when the author says it. If you get 5 in a row (column, row or diagonal) then your reply with 'Wii Bingo!' Problem is that the board was a while ago, so some of the arguments are too silly even for trolls "Gamecube started off well too" being a prime example

Finally! About time people are updating the Wii Bingo. :D

Here's one: "Well the 360/PS3 games has more 90+ metacritic scores..." or "It doesn't play movies."

EDIT: The first one doesn't sound really good.

The 2nd option however... I've been hearing that a lot lately. lololololol

New board. This is still a draft, so if you have complaints, go for it