Was so jealous after finding out the rumor was true, wished he could be Boris Johnson.

lol - is planning on assasinating the heads of Sony, Microsoft and Nintendo and then declaring himself console man

Has 65 sti's, not as many as nintendofangirl

Once seduced a team of Canadian Mounty's with his gorgeously chiseled features to dress in sheepskin and saudomize a mountain goat with a bag of confetti @_@

is actually both Nintendo Fan Girl and VGChartz Girl

Only knows this because he took the fusion earing off of Gballzack. A separation occured naturally.

has so many alt accounts they cant remember half of them

Held back on using the Mazer Beams from his eyes to zap all the accounts, because he knows if he hits one, they multiply into 10-12 other accounts @_@

Is using all his power to try to make the next republican candidate for the next election to be World of Goo.

Told ioi to change his name to Brett